A blonde woman is driving past a wheat field, when she sees another blonde in the wheat field in a rowboat just rowing like mad. She drives past, but as she gets farther away, she becomes irate and drives back to the wheat field. She jumps out of the car and yells, “You know, it’s … Read more

last night I was telling a girl in the pub that just by feeling her breasts I could tell on what day exactly she was born she said go on then after about a minute she said come on what day was I born I said yesterday

a teacher asks her class for some examples of medicines they know little Harry promptly raises his hands and says Tylenol for headaches the teacher says very good Harry anyone else Little Jenny answers from the back um ambian my mom tells me it helps her sleep the teacher Smiles at her and says good … Read more

A boy grows up being told by his mother never to touch a woman’s private parts because “They have teeth!” One day when he’s older he starts seeing a lovely girl who he begins to fall in love with. Things are going great, but she starts to feel frustrated at his lack of sexual progression … Read more

arriving home early from work a husband found his wife in bed with another man wait a minute exclaimed the husband what exactly do you think you are doing see said the wife looking at her lover I told you he was stupid

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for only doing butt stuff, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. “Do you enjoy it?” the doctor asked. The woman replied, “Actually, yes, I do.” “Does it hurt you?” he asked. … Read more