Thomas goes into a ‘Fun House’ in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a professional.He asks her, “How much do you charge for the hour?”“£100,” she replies.So he asks, “Okay do you do Glasgow style?”She says “No!”He then asks her, “I’ll pay you £200 to do it Glasgow style?”She again says no, not knowing what … Read more

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked, “Is the baby breastfed or bottle-fed?” “Breastfed,” the woman replied. “Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor said. … Read more

I worked late last night, and when I left, I detoured two blocks to buy a newspaper. While walking to my car, a young lady was coming the other way, and as we were passing, she said, “You look a little lonely. Want some company?” Now, this was no Tenderloin District, so I was surprised … Read more

a young man and a young woman meet while out dancing one night things are going well and they are obviously attracted to one another they go back to the guy’s apartment and begin kissing and embracing each other the guy tells her you’re so beautiful I cannot wait any longer I have some rubbers … Read more

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn.Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n yoo’d play ‘Achy Breaky … Read more

A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know  I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about   sex. Can you explain it to me first?”  “Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply,   we will call your private place ‘the prison’  and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So   what we do is put the prisoner in the  … Read more

A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?” No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot…Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start … Read more

Two woman were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two woman $50. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: JESUS SAVES. One of … Read more

A father was very upset about his son Little Johnny’s gambling habits. So he went up to school to talk to the boy’s teacher. The teacher suggested, Maybe if he lost heavily on a bet, it would cure him? The dad thought this was a good idea. That night after school she asked Little Johnny … Read more

A boy who opened the girl’s bonnet and checked her oil and… A daughter asked her, dad, dad, there is something that my boyfriend said that I didn’t understand. He said, I have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper. The dad replied, okay, you tell your boyfriend that if he opens … Read more