He was instructed to take off his clothes and put on a gown by the nurse so the doctor could examine him. “Ahead of you?” Shyly, he asks. Says the nurse: “Well, no, but I have previously seen a human body. The man uttered, Not one like mine, though. You’d pass out from laughter at … Read more

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have fun.” When they are up their the mom hears: “Baby baby baby oh!” The mom walks to the door … Read more

 A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a c🅾️nd🅾️m, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another c🅾️nd🅾️m, and once again … Read more

This is a German joke, but I think I found a way to translate it: A girl wants to introduce her new boyfriend to her parents. He knocks on the door and the parents together open the door and introduce themselves: “Hi, my name is Sarah and this is my husband Michael, nice to meet … Read more