A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn.Ah’d be mighty grateful if’n yoo’d play ‘Achy Breaky … Read more
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is put the prisoner in the … Read more
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?” No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot…Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start … Read more
Two woman were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two woman $50. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: JESUS SAVES. One of … Read more
A father was very upset about his son Little Johnny’s gambling habits. So he went up to school to talk to the boy’s teacher. The teacher suggested, Maybe if he lost heavily on a bet, it would cure him? The dad thought this was a good idea. That night after school she asked Little Johnny … Read more
A boy who opened the girl’s bonnet and checked her oil and… A daughter asked her, dad, dad, there is something that my boyfriend said that I didn’t understand. He said, I have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper. The dad replied, okay, you tell your boyfriend that if he opens … Read more
A man and a woman meet at the bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house, where they engage in passion and lovemaking. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, Quick, my husband just got home. Go hide in the bathroom. So the man … Read more
It was a very windy day on Sunday. The wind was blowing up everywhere. A lady was on here way into the church when a gust of wind blew her skirt up over her head. The Reverend was standing there and started snickering at the lady. The lady got mad and said, Shame on you … Read more
Three friends, a yoga instructor, a beauty doctor, and a African lady lawyer, are in a falling plane. The yoga instructor closes her eyes and starts chanting a calming mantra. Inner peace, she breathes and says, inner peace will see me through this. The beauty doctor says. rescuers will always prioritize a beautiful girl. so … Read more
There is a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also, and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of the dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman … Read more