“A 17-year-old male walks into a drug store. He says, “”I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards, I hope there’s a chance I get lucky—you know what I mean.””
The clerk replies, “”How about condoms, then? They could come in handy. Here’s a pack.””
The young man pays, walks to the door, then stops, smiles, and comes back. “”You know what? The mom is also smoking hot. I think I’ll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky.””
Christmas Eve comes around. The boy sits at the dinner table and doesn’t say a word. After a while, his girlfriend says, “”If I had known you were so quiet, I wouldn’t have invited you.””
The young man replies, “”If you had told me your dad works at a drugstore, I wouldn’t have come.”””