Emilia John A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9 * 7?’ so I asked ‘what’s the fucking difference?’ “ “Indeed, what is the difference?” … Read more
I nearly went home with a lady boy last night I picked him up in a nightclub he looked like a woman smelled like a woman danced like a woman even kissed like a woman but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid … Read more
Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.Paddy says “Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too.”Mick agrees “I’m ordering one right now”3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick “Has your woman turned up yet?”“No” said Mick “but it shouldn’t be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!
A married couple was celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. They went to the same hotel they stayed at 10 years ago. They got the same room as before. They went to the same restaurant and had the same meals. They had a few drinks at the restaurant, and they had more champagne when they returned … Read more
Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says I’m sleeping with the priest’s wife can you hold him in church for an hour after Mass for me the friend doesn’t like it but being a buddy he agrees after Mass Bob starts talking to the priest asking him all sorts of stupid questions just to … Read more
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade… ” “my sister is in the third grade, and I’m smarter than her too.” The teacher … Read more
One night a little girl walks in on her parents Having a game. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. What are you doing, Mommy? The mother too embarrassed to tell her little girl about so she makes up an … Read more
A man and a woman had been travelling the past couple of weeks and were now enjoying their day at the beach. The man asks the woman, What do you think? Shall we go today to a nude beach and fully enjoy the sunshine? The woman agrees and so they go and start sunbathing. After … Read more
A beautiful woman approaches a pharmacist and asks, “Do you have extra large condoms?” The pharmacist replies, “Yes, aisle 11.” The blonde goes to the isle. But about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms. The pharmacist calls over to her, “Do you need some help?” The woman replies, “No, I’m just … Read more
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then, another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of … Read more