Emilia John A man had always dreamt of having a pair of real cowboy boots. One day he sees a pair on sale, decides to treat himself and walks proudly back home in his new boots. He enters the house and asks his wife, ‘Do you notice anything different about me?’ The wife looks … Read more
Jacob and Jessica had been dating for over a year, and they decided to get married. They loved each other deeply, and everything seemed perfect for their future together. However, there was one significant challenge—Jessica’s younger sister. Her sister was 20 years old, dressed in tight mini-skirts and low-cut tops, and often bent down near … Read more
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. It’s a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his … Read more
John walked into class late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?”John replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down. Ten minutes later, Mike came in late. Mr. Clark asked him, “Mike, why are you late?”Mike answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.” Five minutes after that, Kevin walked in late. … Read more
An elderly man decided he wanted to make his younger wife pregnant, so he visited the doctor for a sperm count. The doctor handed him a specimen cup and instructed him to bring it back filled the next day. The following day, the man returned with the cup completely empty, the lid still on. The … Read more
An overweight man is sitting on his couch watching TV when he sees a commercial for a guaranteed weight-loss program promising to shed 10 pounds in a week. Intrigued, he thinks, What do I have to lose? and signs up. The next morning, he opens his door to find a stunningly beautiful woman wearing nothing … Read more
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and … Read more
Late one night, a man regained consciousness in the hospital ICU. He was in agonizing pain, with tubes in his nose, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse standing nearby, watching over him. Realizing he’d clearly been in a serious accident, he tried to focus as the nurse leaned in, looking deeply into his … Read more
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son’s arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn’t understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm … Read more
one morning while his wife was makingbreakfast, a man walked up to her andgave her a healthy pinch on her butt. hesaid to her, if you firmed up your butt,we could get rid of your girdle. the wifewas angry but said nothing. the nextmorning, her husband pinched her breastand said, if you firm these up, … Read more